BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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