My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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