Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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