She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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