Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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