1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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