I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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