We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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