Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Never let your siblings swipe right.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Randomize
