I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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