Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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