Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
