White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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