She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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