so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Your cock deserves a montage
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
