and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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