I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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