Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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