what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
did i walk over a car last night?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just blew my weed a kiss
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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