Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I love you. Go after that dick
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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