What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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