i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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