I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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