why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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