seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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