You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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