grandma shit on top of the toilet
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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