I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He felt like a one man threesome
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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