What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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