everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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