Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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