another moral hangover. fuck.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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