I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
im holly from the hills drunk
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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