No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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