I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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