whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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