when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Text me some of your sweat
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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