I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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