You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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