In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
