First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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