Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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