How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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