Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
The power of my boobs compel you
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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