My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I fill condoms, not promises.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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