Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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