I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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