I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He passed out mid-signature
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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