I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
vagina is talking i cant
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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