There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
