Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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