your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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