Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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