That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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