well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Vodka?
Forever.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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