Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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