Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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