what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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