Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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