I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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